A Public Service Announcement

Ahem...Dear Parents,

Wash your hands. Teach your kids to wash their hands. Donate hand-washing and facial tissue supplies to your kids' schools. Teach your kids how to cough into their sleeves and how to properly use and dispose of a tissue. Don't send your child to school when they are sick. If you do have to send your sick child, inform the teacher so that he/she can limit the other children's exposure as much as possible.

And in appreciation of your efforts we, the teachers, promise not to overtly Lysol your child's chair, pencil, crayons, scissors, rugspace, cubby, rest mat, backpack, or face in such a way as to cause irreparable damage to his/her reputation as the Nuclear Snot Monster of (insert name of school here).

Thank you.