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Monday, 30 March 2009

Best Laid Plans

So, my plan was to rekindle the romance in our marriage because even after 2 2/3 years we are still trying to find a balance between 1) sweet lovin', 2) my need for sleep, and 3) the absence of a certain child who shall remain nameless.

And then the harsh realities of spontaneous sex caught up with me...

Me: (in a practical tone) So, honey, if we're going to do this let's go to the bedroom. The floor kills my back.

Bodie: (breathing heavily) We all have to make sacrifices.

Me: (practical again) I thought my hideous hair and schlubby pajamas were sacrifice enough.

Bodie: (exasperated) Those are my sacrifices. What are yours?